Real Quotes From Real Kids

Together is Better

How we keep warm at cold soccer games: together is better.

*A mother’s disclaimer: she takes no responsibility for the things that come out of her children’s mouths. Unless it reflects positively on her parenting. 🙂

And, because I can’t resist, one of these was said by our dear Professor. Can you guess which one?

1. “I will light you on fire – personally!” (no, not this one)

2. “Oh, this attitude has a lot more to say!”

3. “I think the biggest bummer of the season is you not coming to my soccer game…sniff…actually of my whole life….”

4. “You clearly have not been reading your English novels!”

5. “To make me feel better we should buy me a pair of heels.”

6. “Will you carry my drugs for me, Mom?”

7. “If we have another child we should name her Melinda.” (what???)

8. “Bye, Cope! I hope you don’t drown!…but if you do can I have your room?” *

9. “I DON’T WANT MUSH! I want bacon!” (howled after being informed that breakfast was a bowl of warm and yummy oatmeal.)

10. “Dad! I’m not Anakin Skywalker and I’m not having a downward spiral or turning to the dark side and you’re not my Yoda!”

For more real quotes, you can read here and here.

Happy Monday!

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4 thoughts on “Real Quotes From Real Kids

  1. Julia Tomiak

    Wait, it wasn’t #5? 😉
    Love these. I always do. I’m supposed to start compiling my own, I just remembered. I’ve got two beauties, but I’m afraid if I post them on the internet, a child might disown me.

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  2. Dana

    Oh, #2 is my favorite – that could have come out of my darling daughter’s mouth! These are all great, though. When my kids say something funny, they immediately warn me not to quote them on my blog or Twitter. Party poopers.

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